This was jst way too funny... so thought ill share dis with u all

- An employee applied for leave as follows : "Since i have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one week leave"
- Leave letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding : "As im marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave"
- From Administration Dept : "As my mother-in-law has expired and i am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave"
- Employee applied for half day leave : "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 and i may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
- An incident of a leave letter : "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday"
- A leave letter to the headmaster : "As i am studying in this school i am suffering from headache. i request you to leave me today"
- Another leave letter written to the headmaster : "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day"
- Covering note : "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below .... "
- Letter written for application of leave : "My wife is suffering from sickness and as i am her only husband at home i may be granted leave"
- Letter writing : " I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well"
- A candidate's job application : " This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female' .... As i am both (!!) for the past several years and i can handle both with good experience, i am applying for the post"